shavingryansprivates:

annromney:

buttgenie2:

mein fuhrer more like mein fashionista

The world must know of this photoset.

what a doll

(via toocooltobehipster)



opgewondenheid:

typicalaussie:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him!

i was just posing sensually when the camera turned on by itself i am not a model

opgewondenheid:

typicalaussie:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him!

i was just posing sensually when the camera turned on by itself i am not a model

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pernillo:

dickbrook:

  1. Unnecessary things I find saved in my drafts.
  2. Things I do not remember doing.
  3. Things no one thinks are funny but me.

Can I give you an award or something? I don’t think I ever have made a noise like that before

(via ravesinthesky)


aishaneko:

emodog:

kiriiv:

this needs to stop

ikr omg

guess what my home made pizza was made out of.
-guess-.

aishaneko:

emodog:

kiriiv:

this needs to stop

ikr omg

guess what my home made pizza was made out of.

-guess-.


fat-birds:

birdblog:

This is a barn owl wrapped in a towel.

I hope your day is better now.

fat-birds:

birdblog:

This is a barn owl wrapped in a towel.

I hope your day is better now.

(via izizizizizi)


Screw you im at burger bar (Taken with instagram)

Screw you im at burger bar (Taken with instagram)



iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

hey there delilah what’s it like in T̲͚̬̬͈͈͋ͣͮ̽̆̊H̛̲̬̳̝͓̩̱ͭ̈̍ͣ̃̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕ F͎͕̄Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́R̸̴̬̂ͥͩ̂̏ͥ̏̂Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕Y̨̞̺͔ͪ̇͒̈͜ DḘ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕PT̲͚̬̬͈͈͋ͣͮ̽̆̊H̛̲̬̳̝͓̩̱ͭ̈̍ͣ̃̚S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟ O̵̺̪͚͇͗́ͧ͞F͎͕̄ H̛̲̬̳̝͓̩̱ͭ̈̍ͣ̃̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕L̥̱̳͕͔͊͗̅͋͘͡ͅL̖̠̮̼͙͕͍̭͙̒ͫ̌̎ͨͤ̾̚

(via toocooltobehipster)


thesherlockfandomisbroken:

kick-it-up-a-notch:

I think I just found the Empress of Weeping Angels.

SHE’S ARMED.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NOBODY BLINK!!

My eyes are slowly drying up from lack of blinkage will reblogging help?

FREAKING CRAP

(via stephsayswwhatevver)



The cutest things happened two days ago

okie dokie so I was at a dance recital, and the only dance I was performing was my solo so I was helping out backstage with the little girls. 

There was this one little three year old who would run on stage if someone wasn’t restraining her, so we had to have someone holding her at all times… most of the time it was my responsibility to watch the three and four year olds, so I held her a lot. 

So I smiled to cheer up one of the crying four year olds while holding this little girl and she reaches in my mouth and starts tracing my braces back and forth and i was just like

oh my goodness

you are adorable

and then she just started giggling and playing with my braces and it was so cute

so cute.